He was playing his iPod pretty loud, but I decided not to say anything.

Scorpion Vodka

Gary Shandling’s stuff is a little weak here. Normally, he’s pretty darn funny.

The good thing about being single is that I can go days without changing clothes or showering.

"Yo, times is tough all over this land and shit. But you still gotta get that paper. Let Daniel Michael show you what’s up with his new book, ‘Ballin’ On A Budget’. A step-by-step guide to keepin’ it real and scoring that deal."