There was a sketchy guy on the sidewalk who kept looking at me as I got closer to him. He was rummaging around in his jacket. As I got next to him, he said, "Hey, man, don’t freak out. I got a pet rat and I’m just trying to get her out."
Me: "That’s great."
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Daniel Rockdale is a comedian living in New York City. He looks forward to the day when he is able to pour scalding lattes over the heads of those who are late bringing him cups of scalding lattes.
Animals love him and babies adore him. Animals and babies will laugh at anything.
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