…with suspicious mimes.

There was a sketchy guy on the sidewalk who kept looking at me as I got closer to him. He was rummaging around in his jacket. As I got next to him, he said, "Hey, man, don’t freak out. I got a pet rat and I’m just trying to get her out."

Me: "That’s great."

Daniel Rockdale, Richard Grant, David Lowe, Dennis Hogue

I was just walking through Astor Place on my way home, and everyone was waiting for the light to change when a guy walked up and yelled, "You need to cross the street like you’re in motherfucking New York City!" He then walked across the street through traffic.

And I was genuinely bummed out when he made it to the other side without getting hit by a car.

If you’re planing a murder-suicide, keep me out of it.

I need to update more often.