Inside Dan’s Mind
I’m considering bringing the Somali Pirate concept to North America.
I think that time is almost up for my Teletubby cover band.
I will do anything for love, but I won’t do that. I will, however, do it for money.
I like razzle, I like dazzle, I like razzmatazz.
I think the difference with my comedy is drinkability.
I have decided to live in Central Park when I’m homeless. Lots of shrubbery.
I am about to drop my new Christmas tune, “Al Qaeda, Please Don’t Blow Me Up…For The Holidays”.
I am heading over to the 99 Cent store to do some Christmas shopping.
I would love to stay and chat, but my helicopter is waiting.
