Today I saw a homeless guy stop asking for money in order to hit on an absolutely beautiful woman.
Dear Anonymous Homeless Man – Women like money. And homes. But, dammit, "a" for effort, son. Never give up.
"Change so I can eat. Change so I can eat. Hey, girl, what’s your name?"
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Daniel Rockdale is a comedian living in New York City. He looks forward to the day when he is able to pour scalding lattes over the heads of those who are late bringing him cups of scalding lattes.
Animals love him and babies adore him. Animals and babies will laugh at anything.
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