Hatch a plan that will solve all of your problems.

It always ends badly. If you don’t believe me, watch Dateline or Primetime Live.

He’s the one that makes you feel all right.

He also has a very creepy name for someone who works around children in playgrounds. In a van, no less.

Another day, another four dollars. Pre-tax. You people know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

"Beware of groups of vagrant children who create a distraction while picking your pocket."

I can think of no good reason to hang around vagrant children who create distractions in order to steal. Good call, State Department.

I’m a beggar and a chooser.