Captain Hilarious’ essence is contained in this website; delicious, healthful comedy in an easy to enjoy form. For over four years, Captain Hilarious’ passionate pursuit has been to bring you a nourishing smile spectrum, wrapped in laughter’s living flavors.

This website is specially designed to preserve mirthness. 

You feel the lightning; you wait for the thunder.

And I’m amazed that no one is affected by sunburn or poison ivy.

But don’t worry, love can build a bridge. Between your heart and mine. Love can build a bridge. Don’t you think it’s time?

I think it’s time that love got off it’s backside and got to work on that bridge. It ain’t gonna build itself.

That pot should be fired. Our kettles have endured generations of hardships based soley on the color of their iron. They didn’t ask to be in the public eye. "Do not disrespect our kettles, Mr. Pot."

The morning after; it’s the Smuggler’s blues.

That groundhog don’t know shit.

Two men were whistling at a woman who was walking about 10 feet in front of me. As I got to them, one of them said, "Man. That ain’t no rock, man, that’s an Earth biscuit. "

Speaks for itself.

A woman walking with some people right in front of me made a dead stop and said:

"Oh, shit. I have to go back and get all that toilet paper. Otherwise they’ll know I was stealing."