When wearing dress shoes with slacks, your socks should be a shade or two off the color of the slacks. They should not match your orange shirt.

Botched murder-suicide.

Ex-Reality TV Star

While exploring/lurking about Brooklyn Heights, I passed two guys on a bench and overheard the following:

 "Some girls don’t do that right away, you gotta wait."

A shadowy paramilitary organization.

Watch out for restless leg syndrome.

They are trained in the art of deception.

I’m bringin’ lazy back.

But if you want to hang out here, you have to leave by 1am. Sorry.

I dated a woman for a while that liked whimsy and thought that the idea of people  turning anything they can find into parks was cool and whimsical. I might be full of a lot of things, but whimsy ain’t one of them. I think this is a "tiny paved square that someone labeled a park".

The relationship didn’t last long. Whimsy is something that both parties must feel strongly about. 

The wheel is doing just fine.

I roll one deep.

Up in the club.

When I get crunk.