Fair-Weather MySpace Friend
I should have known something was wrong when MySpace asked me if I was sure I wanted to add you as a friend. At the time, I thought I was.
But now I send you messages that get marked “read”, yet no response. I always wait in vain for a “replied”. Sometimes they don’t get read for a few days. I see that you’re online! I check out your other Friends and I see witty post after witty post.
You constantly make snide comments about my Top 8. You’ve never accepted even one of my event invites. The next time I get a questionnaire bulletin from you about your love of Angelina Jolie and the fact that you’ve kissed both men and women, rather than choose “Reply To Poster” I will be forced to use the more draconian “Delete from Friends”.
I’m sorry. I have to be tough and take a stand. The way I do against those dreaded band requests. Who likes bands anyway?
