Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell.

The following quote is from a Russian official, after the killing of the Chechen rebel leader Shamil Basayev:

"He was identified by fragments, including his head."

Daniel Michael: Born From Jets

Dallas has stores called “Condoms To Go.” I sure hope they’re to go.

“Here you are, sir.”
“Oh, I don’t need a bag. I’m gonna use the lubricated ribbed right now.”

I guess “Condoms To Stay” would be called “Whorehouse”.

Was he wearing the hat when he killed all the people?
                        
                            

Psychic Police Lawyer, M.D.