If you are about to do something, just ask yourself, "What would Carrot Top do?"
For example, if you are about to put a rear-view mirror on a ham sandwich, ask yourself, "Would Carrot Top put a rear-view mirror on a ham sandwich?" And the answer is yes. He would.
And then he would follow it up with a turn signal on a racquet ball.
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Daniel Rockdale is a comedian living in New York City. He looks forward to the day when he is able to pour scalding lattes over the heads of those who are late bringing him cups of scalding lattes.
Animals love him and babies adore him. Animals and babies will laugh at anything.
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